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Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Your daily Ian

For no real reason at all, other than I like to draw a girly Ian, here is your daily Ian.




Ian is of Irish/Scottish heritage, hence the sexy ginger hair and kilt. In real life he is super manly and has ridiculously long gorgeous hair. He loves to wear kilts and has them in about every color known to man. You almost never see him wear pants...and if you do it probably means your going to die and the world will explode. Maybe if your lucky only a dog will bite you, or you'll get shot in the foot.

Ian is so beautiful he often gets mistaken for a girl. He can't go anywhere without men attacking him.



Other big quirks about Ian include, but are not limited to:

1) He hates technology. He prefers to live in "middle earth-esque", braveheart, ancient anything where there's a butt load of fighting times.



Yes yes...it should say Sparta. But who the heck has time to worry about spelling when your facing non-kilt wearing enemies who are trying to kill you and eat your face for dinner?

2) He is super cocky. "Im beautiful. It's not cocky if its the truth." <-- can't fault him there

3) Dude has a HUGE mouth. Seriously, the proportion of his face to mouth is like 93.6% mouth to 6.4% everything else that belongs on a face. Exhibit A:

It is common knowledge that Ian unhinges his jaw to eat large animals. I've only seen him eat a full grown goat before but I hear he's had baby T-rex before...That's really why the dinosaurs are extinct....he ate them all.

4) Even Irish people aren't as Irish as Ian. He has Irish everythign everywhere, all the time. His house, his clothes, his towels, his art, his blog (http://celtforchrist.blogspot.com/)

Note: When entering his home be very careful. If you want to get out alive avert your eyes! His Irishness will overload your body and turn you to stone. And then you die.

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